Hey, I`m not a lumberjack, or a fur trader....
I don`t live in an igloo or eat blubber, or own a dogsled....
and I don`t know Jimmy, Sally or Suzy from Canada,
although I`m certain they`re really really nice.
I have a Prime Minister, not a president.
I speak English and French, not American.
And I pronounce it `about`, not `a boot`.
I can proudly sew my country`s flag on my backpack.
I believe in peace keeping, not policing,
diversity, not assimilation,
and that the beaver is a truly proud and noble animal.
A toque is a hat, a chesterfield is a couch,
and it is pronounced `zed` not `zee`, `zed` !!!!
Canada is the second largest landmass!
The first nation of hockey!
and the best part of North America
My name is Joe!!
And I am Canadian!!!