好好笑: 奈米屌 我不行啦~~~
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<p style="margin: 11px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: arial, STHeiti, pmingliu, sans-serif !important; line-height: 29.605546951293945px; letter-spacing: 0px;">冏爆了!1名嘉義大學女同學10日在「Dcard」學生社群平台PO文,表示自己看到曖昧學長約看電影,原本想裝可愛回覆「那咪早,我不行啦」,沒想到語音輸入法卻辨識成「奈米屌,我不行啦」,讓她超尷尬。</p>
<p style="margin: 11px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: arial, STHeiti, pmingliu, sans-serif !important; line-height: 29.605546951293945px; letter-spacing: 0px;">該名女學生尷尬到爆炸,而且學長還已讀不回,不知該如何是好的女同學,只好在社群平台PO文求救。「奈米屌 我不行啦,這尛我只是想裝可愛說:那咪早 我不行啦-///- 跑出他媽的 奈米屌 幹啊 語音輸入法陰我,學長已讀不回,太崩貴了,我到底該如何是好&hellip;」</p>
<p style="margin: 11px 0px 0px; padding: 0px; font-family: arial, STHeiti, pmingliu, sans-serif !important; line-height: 29.605546951293945px; letter-spacing: 0px;">事件並不是這樣就結束了。女同學也在批踢踢的笨板PO文,沒想到卻被學長看到這篇被推到爆的文章,2人小聊了一下,學長卻語重心長的說「這種感覺應該不叫曖昧,我很喜歡你,但我喜歡跟你當朋友勝過情人」,女同學都還沒告白就被打搶,該名女學生奉勸大家以後不要亂發文。<br />
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