給小卡
Marriage Humor
Wife: `What are you doing?`
妻：你在作什麼啊？
Husband : Nothing.
夫：沒作什麼。
Wife : `Nothing...? You`ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.`
妻：沒作什麼？你看著我們的結婚證書，足足有一小時了。
Husband : `I was looking for the expiry date.`
夫：我在尋找它的有效日期是到什麼時候。
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Wife : `Do you want dinner?`
妻： 要吃晚餐嗎？
Husband : `Sure! What are my choices?`
夫： 當然！我可以選擇嗎？
Wife : `Yes or no.`
妻：要或不要。
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Wife: `You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?`
妻：為什麼你經常把我的照片放在你皮夾裡？
Hubby: `When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.`
夫：當問題發生時，不管有多困難，我看著妳照片就迎刃而解了。
Wife: `You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you!`
妻：你看我對你有多麼驚人的影響力啊！
Hubby: `Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?`
夫：是啊！望著妳的照片我問自己，還有什麼困難比這個來得大呢？
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Stress Reliever Girl: `When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..`
女孩：婚後我要分擔你所有的煩惱、困擾，以減輕你的負擔。
Boy: `It`s very kind of you, darling, but I don`t have any worries or troubles.`
男孩：親愛的，妳真體貼，但我並沒有任何煩惱或困擾。
Girl: `Well that`s because we aren`t married yet.`
女孩：哦？那是因為我們還沒結婚的緣故。
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Son: ` Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.`
子：今早我和爹地一起搭車，他要我讓座給一位女士。
Mom: `Well, you have done the right thing.`
母：嗯，你這麼做是對的。
Son: `But mom, I was sitting on daddy`s lap.`
子：但是，媽，我當時是坐在爹地的腿上呢。
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A newly married man asked his wife, `Would you have married me if my father hadn`t left me a fortune?`
一位新婚的先生問他太太：如果我父親沒留下巨額財產給我，你會嫁給我嗎？
`Honey,` the woman replied sweetly, `I`d have married you, N O MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!`
女人溫柔的答道：親愛的，不管是誰留下財產給你，我都會嫁給你的。
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Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I`ll be yours forever .
女孩對著男友說：吻我一下，我就永遠屬於你了。
The guy replies: `Thanks for the early warning.`
男孩回道：謝謝您提早警告我。
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A wife asked her husband: `What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?`
妻問夫：你最喜歡我哪一點？我美麗的臉龐，還是我性感的軀體？
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: `I like your sense of humor.`
他把她從頭到腳瀏覽了一遍，回道：我喜歡你的幽默感。
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2010-02-03 12:25:17
2010-02-03 22:45:12
