我完全被我媽誤會了

<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">我上禮拜和家人到日本玩一周,因為老爸出錢</span></span></p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">我就用我的遠傳門號辦漫遊聊表心意,</span></span></p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">一天299吃到飽分給大家用,</span></span><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0); font-family: Arial; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap; line-height: 1.38; background-color: transparent;">悲劇就是因此發生...</span></p>   <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">那天是個很適合泡溫泉、泡完享受一杯清茶的夜晚</span></span></p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">我剛入池男友就突然FACETIME過來</span></span></p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">當時沒想太多便直接接起來了。</span></span></p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">聊不到幾分鐘</span></span></p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">我媽開門笑哈哈走過來,一邊脫衣服</span></span></p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">我好像意識到有什麼事即將發生,立刻大叫"媽妳等一下先別過來"<br /> 但來不及了</span></span></p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> </p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">我媽看著我愣了兩秒後,一臉僵硬地走出去,然後<br /> "孩子她爸,有點事得討論一下" 我猜大概是這樣的對白。</span></span><br />  </p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span id="docs-internal-guid-b49d0808-a578-139e-5c38-b69cca386678"><span style="font-size: 15px; font-family: Arial; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); vertical-align: baseline; white-space: pre-wrap; background-color: transparent;">我被罵得好慘,慘到我再也不想去伊豆了,一想到就會做惡夢。<br /> 我不是在跟他色情視訊啊!手機擺在池邊假石頭上,沒有照到我啊!</span></span><br />  </p> <p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"> </p> <div> </div>
  • hoppy
    hoppy
    <br> <br />xDD太可愛了啦<br />真的是有點尷尬
  • 感覺真是有理說不清了啊...<img alt="" height="36" src="http://forum.fashionguide.com.tw/ckeditor/plugins/smiley/images/fg/fgicon_29.gif" title="" width="37" /><br /> 版主還是好好的跟媽媽解釋清楚吧,相信媽媽最後還是會相信你的。
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