笑話 / 闖禍了

<span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">兒子放學對媽媽說:</span><br style="word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">額娘近來面容憔悴,孩兒甚是擔憂</span><br style="word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">不如移步至孩兒學堂觀賞山水風景</span><br style="word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">倘若您還能與吾師喝茶論道,定是極好!</span><br style="word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" /> <br style="word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">媽媽嚴肅地說:說人話!</span><br style="word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" /> <br style="word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">兒子低聲地說:</span><br style="word-wrap: break-word; color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;" /> <span style="color: rgb(68, 68, 68); font-family: Tahoma, 'Microsoft Yahei', Simsun; font-size: 14px; line-height: 21px;">我闖禍了,班導請妳去學校一趟!</span>